Conversations of Husband and Wife

Wife: How do you like my new sandals?
Husband: (long, pondering pause)
Wife: You don't like them.
Husband: I don't NOT like them. I'm neutral.
Wife: I really like them and they're comfortable.
Husband: If you love them, I'm happy.
Wife: But I want you to think I'm pretty.
Husband: I can still think you're pretty without loving every pair of shoes you own.
Wife: Hmpf.