Four alarming and hilarious things have occurred in the short span of a few days that have sealed the deal that I am no longer a spring chicken:
1. I did a somersault for the first time in awhile and almost threw up I was so dizzy and nauseous .
2. Upon trying to get dressed one morning this EXACT thought came across my mind, "I really need more elastic pants."
3. The NEXT day, I purchased a PURPLE sweatsuit (now to my defense, it's "heather" purple and it was the only color left in my size and it's Eddie Bauer brand and they're REALLY comfortable...justified yet? I hope so because I would like three more pair.)
4. My older sister, whom I am like in many ways, has joined my parents in forsaking all family heritage and Christmas spirit for the ease of an ARTIFICIAL tree. This is where I'm headed people.
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Seriously dear young sis, after 20 years of pulling lights off of a 10 foot tree, you'd be ALL good with a beautiful and free 9 foot prelit tree! :):) I bought a pine candle that complements the scene nicely.;)robin
ReplyDeleteat least you didn't throw your back out while doing that somersault....
ReplyDeleteHi auntie Beth! This is your niece, Hannah. I have read your whole blog and I think it is really good. I especially love when you wrote that mom finally got into the family tradition of getting an artificial tree, and that is where you were headed. That made me litterally rofl! I hope to see more stuff! See you at Thanksgiving! :)
ReplyDeleteFriend next time I see you I want to see you do a somersault IN the purple sweatsuit. You better believe I am clicking over to Eddie Bauer asap. I love me some elastic.
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