My son and I had the following conversation 5 minutes ago. I am not proud of it, but my patience and nonchalant attitude about cleaning an almost four year old bottom is wearing thin...
Scene: Me walking into his bedroom as he is changing from his underwear into a pull-up to poop.
Me: Weston, why don't we just TRY to do it on the potty.
W: I don't want to.
(I dislike bribing, but in the case of potty training the same child for two years, I cut right to the chase in a moment of weakness)
Me: I will give you a really yummy treat if you poop in the potty just once. (I know if he just does it once, we are well on our way to this not being a big deal)
W: What kind of treat?
Me: We can go to the store and get a special one. C'mon, let's just sit and try and then you can always put your pull-up on and go.
W: (inching toward the bathroom) What kind of treat at the store?
Me: How about a cupcake?
W: (struggling, but thinking) Nah, I don't want to
Me: Weston, I will get you a cupcake the size of your face. A chocolate one. Let's just try.
W: (now scrunching his face and squeezing his little butt cheeks together) No.
Me: It will have LOTS of frosting.
W: Maybe next time.
Me: What about those animal pillows at the grocery store you've been wanting? We can get one of those too!
W: (struggling because he really needs to poop now and he REALLY loves those pillows at the Schnucks pharmacy) I don't want to!
Me: (defeated) Okay, go put on your pull-up.
W: Maybe next time Mom
Coming out of his room...
W: Mom, I know! We'll just get one of those animal pillows for Christmas!
Me: Weston, Christmas is 10 months away, you could have a pillow much faster if you would just poop in the potty.
W: No, that's okay, I'll just wait 'til Christmas.
Great. Mind you there is STILL a large bull collecting dust on top of our hutch that he will probably outgrow before we get it down. I'm pretty sure high schoolers exceed the weight limit. I know, I know..."He'll get there. Every kid does it in his own time. They don't go to Kindergarten in diapers. He'll do it when he's ready." I think these statements will be more encouraging when I have one successful potty training experience under my belt. And with a kid who is willing to wait 300 days for a toy, we may have a while!